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One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again
If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.
In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it
Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.
There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove

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  • The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting
    By Dan Jenkins
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    The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

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  • To lose one's temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 631

    To lose one’s temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.

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  • By Peter Dobereiner
    Views: 674

    Half of golf is fun. The other half is putting.

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  • By Sandra Haynie
    Views: 599

    In your approach to golf, no one can tell you what to do. Just as in life, you are presented with options. It’s up to you to decide which ones suit you best.

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  • By David R Forgan
    Views: 832

    GOLF is a science, the study of a lifetime in which you may exhaust yourself but never your subject.

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  • The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.
    By Zig Ziglar
    Views: 618

    The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.

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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 581

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6
    By Ben Crenshaw
    Views: 687

    The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6.

    Tags: golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, hardest game, par 6, road hole, st andrews
  • A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 634

    A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

    Tags: beginners, duffers, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, shanks, tennis
  • Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
    By A P Herbert
    Views: 516

    Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable

    Tags: blasphemous, excusable, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, provocation, torture
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If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.
A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball
Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.
In your approach to golf, no one can tell you what to do. Just as in life, you are presented with options. It’s up to you to decide which ones suit you best.
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