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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it
For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind
He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
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Bruce Lansky
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Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off
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David Leadbetter
Views: 51
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.
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David Leadbetter
Views: 64
Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.
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Bernhard Langer
Views: 68
Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.
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Tony Lema
Views: 50
The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.
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Bruce Lansky
Views: 78
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.
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Bruce Lansky
Views: 47
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
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Bruce Lansky
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I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
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We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
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Jack Lemmon
Views: 54
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
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