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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.
The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed
A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
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Bruce Lansky
Views: 89
Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off
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David Leadbetter
Views: 78
Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.
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David Leadbetter
Views: 95
Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.
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Bernhard Langer
Views: 97
Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.
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Tony Lema
Views: 80
The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.
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Bruce Lansky
Views: 110
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.
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Bruce Lansky
Views: 69
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
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Bruce Lansky
Views: 77
I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
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We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
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Jack Lemmon
Views: 78
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
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