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    The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse

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    Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.

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    There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!

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    They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke

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    My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th

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    Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt

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