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I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
Attack this game in a bold, confident, and determined way, and you’ll make a giant leap toward realizing your full potential as a player.
No good player ever swings as hard as he can. Power is a matter of timing , not overpowering the ball
Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.
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The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse
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Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
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There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!
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They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke
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My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th
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Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt
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