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In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing
Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.
If you worry about the ones you missed, you are going to keep missing them.
The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
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Real Golfers go to work to relax
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The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse
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Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed
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Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
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There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!
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They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke
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My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th
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Real golfers don’t cry when they line up their fourth putt
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