Skip to content

  • Authors
    • A
    • B
    • C
    • D
    • E
    • F
    • G
    • H
    • I
    • J
    • K
    • L
    • M
    • N
    • O
    • P
    • Q
    • R
    • S
    • T
    • U
    • V
    • W
    • X
    • Y
    • Z
    • All Authors
  • Topics
    • Amateurs and Duffers
    • Caddies
    • Celebrities
    • Character and the Mind
    • Cheating
    • Course Design and Places
    • Equipment
    • Famous Golf Courses
    • Famous Last Words
    • Fans
    • Friendly Matches
    • Golf – General Thoughts
    • Golf and Other Sports
    • Hazards
    • Inspirational
    • Majors
    • Match Play
    • Media
    • Men’s Tour
    • Money
    • Nineteenth Hole
    • Philosophy and Advice
    • Practice and Lessons
    • Pressure
    • Putting
    • Real Golfers
    • Rules and Officials
    • Ryder Cup
    • Scoring
    • Seniors
    • The Swing
    • Tour Players – Men
    • Tour Players – Women
    • Winning and Losing
    • Women
    • Woods and Irons
  • Offers
    Latest Price Drops

    Summary of Price Drops for various offers on the Site

    Latest Golf Tips

    Deals on Golf Tips and Instruction

    • Latest Price Drops
    • Latest Golf Tips Offers
  • Tags
  • About
  • Send us a Quote
Golf Quotes
Quotes of the Day
You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do
Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.
He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.
I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

Authors – T

  • You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 195

    You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, husbands, money, wives, work
  • I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 174

    I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

    Tags: bad golf, funny golf quotes, golf, golf game, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, slice, tomatoes
  • Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 175

    Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, half-point, lift, London, ryder cup
  • There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 174

    There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls

    Tags: golf, golf balls, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, millions, natural touch, practice
  • You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 206

    You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket

    Tags: five bucks, funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, pressure, two bucks
  • Golf is a good walk spoiled
    By Mark Twain
    Views: 180

    Golf is a good walk spoiled

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, spoiled, walk
  • You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen...
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 203

    You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..

    Tags: fade, funny golf quotes, golf, golf swing, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, hook
  • Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 176

    Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”

    Tags: breed, Caddies, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes
  • The older I get, the better I used to be
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 201

    The older I get, the better I used to be

    Tags: Age, funny golf quotes, Getting Older, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes
  • If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 191

    If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

    Tags: 1 iron, funny golf quotes, God, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Lightning, Storm
12Next
  • Popular
  • Recent
  • Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
    9 July 2021
  • Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well
    Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well
    8 September 2022
  • A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
    A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
    26 July 2022
  • Golf is about how well you accept, respond to, and score with your misses much more so than it is a game of your perfect shots
    7 July 2021
  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
    9 August 2024
  • With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
    16 June 2024
  • If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
    23 May 2024
  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
    23 May 2024

Latest Price Drops

1
HUMOURS OF GOLF
Amazon.co.uk
HUMOURS OF GOLF
83%
OFF
£16.73
£2.88 ▼£13.85
2
The Second Life of Tiger Woods
Amazon.co.uk
The Second Life of Tiger Woods
80%
OFF
£9.00
£1.86 ▼£7.14
3
"The Course": The Pete Dye Course at French Lick Resort
Amazon.co.uk
"The Course": The Pete Dye Course at French Lick Resort
75%
OFF
£102.95
£26.40 ▼£76.55
4
Golf: it's Just a Game - Bruce Lansky
Amazon.co.uk
Golf: it's Just a Game - Bruce Lansky
72%
OFF
£82.99
£23.85 ▼£59.14
5
Paul Harvey's the Rest of the Story
Amazon.co.uk
Paul Harvey's the Rest of the Story
69%
OFF
£394.99
£123.31 ▼£271.68

Subscribe To Our Newsletter

Thank you for your message. It has been sent.
There was an error trying to send your message. Please try again later.

Popular Quotes

Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
What’s nice about our tour is you can’t remember your bad shots
The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
You don’t have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today’s game. It may be far from your best, but that’s all you’ve got. Harden your heart and make the best of it.
Golf is a spiritual game. It’s like Zen. You have to let your mind take over
You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
  • Sitemap
  • Tag Cloud
  • About Us
  • Contact Us
  • Privacy Policy
  • Affiliate Disclosure
  • Send us your favourite Quote
  • payless4GOLF
  • payless4CBD

© 2022 – Golfquotes.co.uk – Please do not rely on the accuracy of any data on this site in making critical decisions. It should be up to date and accurate, but gremlins can (and no doubt will) creep in from time to time.

Page load link
This website uses cookies and third party services. OK
Go to Top