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The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
I’ve never been to heaven, and thinking back on my life, I probably won’t get a chance to go. I guess winning the Masters is as close as I’m going to get.
A bad attitude is worse than a bad swing
They say golf is like life, but don’t believe them. Golf is more complicated than that.
Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.
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Lee Trevino
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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
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Lee Trevino
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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
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Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.
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There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
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You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket
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Golf is a good walk spoiled
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You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..
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Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”
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The older I get, the better I used to be
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If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
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