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To lose one’s temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.
How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It’s just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed
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Jim Murray
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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
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Craig Stadler
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Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well
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Greg Norman
Views: 254
If you can’t hit driver, don’t.
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