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Golf like measles should be caught young
I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely, against themselves.
I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course
Of all the hazards, fear is the worst
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Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe
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Ben Hogan
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This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win
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Bobby Jones
Views: 128
In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing
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Ben Hogan
Views: 113
I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn’t mean it can’t be done.
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Arnold Palmer
Views: 111
How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
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Arnold Palmer
Views: 142
Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip
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Zeppo Marx
Views: 98
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.
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Lee Trevino
Views: 112
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
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Tony Lema
Views: 106
The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.
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Dave Stockton
Views: 122
The number one thing about trouble is…don’t get into more
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