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    This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win

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  • In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 682

    In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing

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  • I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn't mean it can't be done
    By Ben Hogan
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    I see no reason that a golf course cannot be played in 18 birdies. Just because no one has ever done that doesn’t mean it can’t be done.

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  • How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
    By Arnold Palmer
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    How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven

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  • Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 679

    Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip

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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 572

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 460

    I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

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  • The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
    By Tony Lema
    Views: 565

    The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.

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  • The number one thing about trouble is...don't get into more
    By Dave Stockton
    Views: 569

    The number one thing about trouble is…don’t get into more

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