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The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
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    By Bob Hope
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    Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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  • We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 457

    We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot

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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 496

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 416

    I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there

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  • I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
    By Gerald Ford
    Views: 486

    I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

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  • He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.“
    By Mickey Mantle
    Views: 438

    He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

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  • That was a great game of golf, fellers
    By Bing Crosby
    Views: 520

    That was a great game of golf, fellers

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  • If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
    By Jack Lemmon
    Views: 456

    If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

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  • How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
    By Dwight Eisenhower
    Views: 457

    How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now

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  • If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt
    By Dean Martin
    Views: 459

    If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt

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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds
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I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
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If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
Never give up. If we give up in this game, we’ll give up on life. If you give up that first time, it’s easier to give up the second, third and fourth time
You’ve just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
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