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Bob Hope
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Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
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Bob Hope
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
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Zeppo Marx
Views: 120
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.
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Bob Hope
Views: 110
I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there
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Gerald Ford
Views: 135
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
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Mickey Mantle
Views: 120
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.
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Bing Crosby
Views: 137
That was a great game of golf, fellers
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Jack Lemmon
Views: 121
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
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Dwight Eisenhower
Views: 121
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
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Dean Martin
Views: 125
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt
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