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Golf is assuredly a mystifying game. It would seem that if a person has hit a golf ball correctly a thousand times, he should be able to duplicate the performance at will. But such is certainly not the case
That was a great game of golf, fellers
Putting is like wisdom – partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience
Life is not fair, so why should I make a course that is fair
If you focus only on the target, you’ll play darn good golf.

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    Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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    We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot

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  • I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there
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    I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there

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  • If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
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    If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.
Golf is not and never has been a fair game
Confidence is the most important single factor in this game, and no matter how great your natural talent, there is only one way to obtain and sustain it: work
Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit
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