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How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there
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If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.
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