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Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
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Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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  • I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there
    By Bob Hope
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    I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there

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  • Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 159

    Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well

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  • If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 182

    If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.

    Tags: 1 iron, funny golf quotes, God, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Lightning, Storm
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