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Hit the shot you know you can hit, not the one you think you should
I learned how to win by losing and not liking it
Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger
Putting is like wisdom – partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience
My most consistent and reliable shot is always the double at the 19th
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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
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Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.
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There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
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You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket
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You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..
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Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”
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The older I get, the better I used to be
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If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
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