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A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.
Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip
The more I work and practice, the luckier I seem to get.
You don’t have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today’s game. It may be far from your best, but that’s all you’ve got. Harden your heart and make the best of it.
Golf is about how well you accept, respond to, and score with your misses much more so than it is a game of your perfect shots
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You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
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Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.
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There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
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You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket
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You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..
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Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”
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The older I get, the better I used to be
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If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
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