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    Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

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  • Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game
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    Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

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    Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

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    He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

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    By Paul Harvey
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    Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.

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    I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.

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    There is no surer or more painful way to learn a rule than to be penalized once for breaking it

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    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 613

    Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well

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    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 616

    You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.

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After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying
When you’re playing poorly, you start thinking too much. That’s when you confuse yourself
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I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
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