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Many shots are spoiled at the last instant by efforts to add a few more yards

There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice

Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

I’ve heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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By Anonymous
Views: 261
Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
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By Bruce Lansky
Views: 222
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.
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By Mickey Mantle
Views: 189
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.
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By Arnold Palmer
Views: 204
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.
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