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Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.
Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
The point is that it doesn’t matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.
Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
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Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe
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Ben Hogan
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If The Masters offered no money at all, I would be here trying just as hard.
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Ben Hogan
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This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win
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Doug Ford
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You don’t hit anything on the backswing, so why rush it?
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Real Golfers go to work to relax
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John Updike
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As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality
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The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse
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Bruce Lansky
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Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off
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Arnold Palmer
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If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it
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Bob Bruce
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You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do
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