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    By Tyrell Hatton
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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.

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  • By Henry Cotton
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    Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will

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  • By Anonymous
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    Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe

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  • By John Updike
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    As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality

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  • By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 535

    If you can see it, you can hit it and if you can hit it, you can hole it

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  • By Tiger Woods
    Views: 637

    Winning takes care of everything

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  • By Walter Hagen
    Views: 469

    Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.

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  • Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.
    By Johnny Miller
    Views: 643

    Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.

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  • Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over
    By Amy Alcott
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    Golf is a spiritual game. It’s like Zen. You have to let your mind take over

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  • Confidence comes naturally with success. But success comes only to those who are confident
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    Confidence comes naturally with success. But success comes only to those who are confident

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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done
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