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Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.
No good player ever swings as hard as he can. Power is a matter of timing , not overpowering the ball
The more I work and practice, the luckier I seem to get.
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Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing
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The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse
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Is my friend in the bunker or is the b++tard on the green?
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Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed
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Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
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The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game
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