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Days when you just don’t have it, you don’t pack it in, you give it everything you’ve got. You grind it out.
In golf your strengths and weaknesses will always be there. If you could improve your weaknesses, you would improve your game. The irony is that people prefer to practice their strengths.
Golf is a compromise between what your ego wants you to do, what experience tells you to do, and what your nerves let you do
Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it
I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course
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If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
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With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
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Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe
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Real Golfers go to work to relax
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John Updike
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As all souls are equal before their Maker, a two inch putt counts the same as a 250 yard drive. There is a comedy in this and a certain unfairness even, which makes golf an even apter mirror of reality
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The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse
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Bruce Lansky
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Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off
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Bob Bruce
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You know you’re on the Senior Tour when your back goes out more than you do
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Bob Bruce
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What’s nice about our tour is you can’t remember your bad shots
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