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Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
Life is not fair, so why should I make a course that is fair
The better you putt, the bolder you play.
The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game
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It’s good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling
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