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If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.
The point is that it doesn’t matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.
Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket

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  • Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.
    By Johnny Miller
    Views: 771

    Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.

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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 599

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice
    By Tom Mulligan
    Views: 551

    There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice

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  • There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove
    By Tom Mulligan
    Views: 555

    There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove

    Tags: backswing, funny golf quotes, golf, golf swing, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, hand position
  • I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 585

    I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

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  • Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 579

    Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.

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  • If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.
    By Johnny Miller
    Views: 577

    If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.

    Tags: bad putter, chili-dip, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, ryder cup, weakness
  • Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
    By A A Milne
    Views: 541

    Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

    Tags: bad golf, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, popular
  • He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.“
    By Mickey Mantle
    Views: 519

    He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

    Tags: bad lie, cheating, funny golf quotes, golf, golf cart, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes
  • If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt
    By Dean Martin
    Views: 550

    If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt

    Tags: drinking, driving, funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, putting
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Golf is about how well you accept, respond to, and score with your misses much more so than it is a game of your perfect shots
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