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If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.
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Johnny Miller
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Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.
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Zeppo Marx
Views: 265
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.
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Tom Mulligan
Views: 247
There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice
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Tom Mulligan
Views: 249
There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove
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Jim Murray
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I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
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Jim Murray
Views: 262
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
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Johnny Miller
Views: 282
If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.
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A A Milne
Views: 252
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
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Mickey Mantle
Views: 252
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.
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Dean Martin
Views: 248
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt
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