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If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.
I learned how to win by losing and not liking it
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  • Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.
    By Johnny Miller
    Views: 323

    Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.

    Tags: calm, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, serenity, worst shot
  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 265

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

    Tags: bad golf, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, hardest shot, mashie
  • There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice
    By Tom Mulligan
    Views: 247

    There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice

    Tags: difficult, diligent, funny golf quotes, golf, golf swing, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, practice, study
  • There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove
    By Tom Mulligan
    Views: 249

    There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove

    Tags: backswing, funny golf quotes, golf, golf swing, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, hand position
  • I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 294

    I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, golfers, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, heaven, st peter, suffer
  • Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 262

    Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.

    Tags: 1 iron, funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, one-iron, tarantula
  • If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.
    By Johnny Miller
    Views: 282

    If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.

    Tags: bad putter, chili-dip, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, ryder cup, weakness
  • Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
    By A A Milne
    Views: 252

    Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

    Tags: bad golf, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, popular
  • He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.“
    By Mickey Mantle
    Views: 252

    He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

    Tags: bad lie, cheating, funny golf quotes, golf, golf cart, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes
  • If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt
    By Dean Martin
    Views: 248

    If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt

    Tags: drinking, driving, funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, putting
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  • With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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