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If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt
Dean Martin
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Celebrities
He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.
Mickey Mantle
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Philosophy and Advice
Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.
Johnny Miller
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Golf - General Thoughts
Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
A A Milne
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Golf - General Thoughts
I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he...
Jim Murray
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The Swing
There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice
Tom Mulligan
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Celebrities
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak...
Zeppo Marx
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The Swing
There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands...
Tom Mulligan
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Ryder Cup
If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them...
Johnny Miller
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Equipment
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
Jim Murray
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