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Real Golfers go to work to relax
The golf swing has been endlessly analyzed, and yet it still remains a mystery. And only one secret has emerged, one swing of thought that always works. And that thought is: Don’t think. But you can’t just forget not to think. You must remember not to remember to think.
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.
The most important shot in golf is the next one
He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
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Zeppo Marx
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The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.
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Lee Trevino
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I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
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A A Milne
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Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
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