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    Real Golfers go to work to relax

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    I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par

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  • Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball.
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    Bad putting is due more to the effect the green has upon the player than it has upon the action of the ball.

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    Putting is like wisdom – partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience

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    If you worry about the ones you missed, you are going to keep missing them.

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    By Anonymous
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    Real golfers don’t miss putts, they get robbed

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  • Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds
    By Henry Cotton
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    Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds

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    Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip

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  • I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
    By Chi Chi Rodriguez
    Views: 272

    I’ve heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

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  • The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting
    By Dan Jenkins
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    The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

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