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Every golfer can expect to have four bad shots in a round and when you do, just put them out of your mind. This, of course is hard to do when you’ve had them and you’re not even off the first tee.
The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game
On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it’s still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time.
Golf like measles should be caught young
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    Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will

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  • Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds
    By Henry Cotton
    Views: 611

    Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds

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  • I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 577

    I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

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  • Golf like measles should be caught young
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 572

    Golf like measles should be caught young

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  • The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.
    By Billy Graham
    Views: 658

    The only time my prayers are never answered is on the golf course.

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfers, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, prayers, praying
  • The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 521

    The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

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  • Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 587

    Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

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  • It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 609

    It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.

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  • Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.
    By Henry Cotton
    Views: 555

    Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.

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  • He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 529

    He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

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