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The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise
Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
If you worry about the ones you missed, you are going to keep missing them.
Real Golfers go to work to relax
If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.

P G Wodehouse

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    To lose one’s temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.

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  • After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying
    By P G Wodehouse
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    After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying

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  • Golf like measles should be caught young
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 119

    Golf like measles should be caught young

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  • The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 99

    The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

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  • Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 131

    Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.

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  • It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 125

    It is not mere technical skill that makes a man a golfer, it is the golfing soul.

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  • He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 109

    He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

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  • They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 92

    They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke

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  • Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 104

    Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well

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  • To find a man’s true character, play golf with him
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 156

    To find a man’s true character, play golf with him

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Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.
Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links.
Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.
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