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There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.
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Golf is a spiritual game. It’s like Zen. You have to let your mind take over
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  • According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
    By Herbert Warren Wind
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    According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.

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  • Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective
    By Huxtable Pippey
    Views: 262

    Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.

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  • Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 214

    Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”

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  • By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 250

    There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.

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But in the end it’s still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can’t shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you’ve missed the point
When you lip out several putts in a row, you should never think that means that you’re putting well. When you’re putting well, the only question is what part of the hole it’s going to fall in, not if it’s going in
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