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According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course – the distance between your ears.
Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing
Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It’s just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
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Herbert Warren Wind
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According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
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Huxtable Pippey
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Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
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Lee Trevino
Views: 113
Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”
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P G Wodehouse
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There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.
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