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Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
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Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
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