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When you lip out several putts in a row, you should never think that means that you’re putting well. When you’re putting well, the only question is what part of the hole it’s going to fall in, not if it’s going in

Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf

Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

To find a man’s true character, play golf with him

The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

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By A P Herbert
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Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
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