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Never concede the putt that beats you
The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game
Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.
GOLF is a science, the study of a lifetime in which you may exhaust yourself but never your subject.
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Is my friend in the bunker or is the b++tard on the green?
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A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck
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Bing Crosby
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That was a great game of golf, fellers
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Ben Hogan
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I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
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Dwight Eisenhower
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How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
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Payne Stewart
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But in the end it’s still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can’t shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you’ve missed the point
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Seve Ballesteros
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I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
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