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A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove
A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.
Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe
If you think you can, or you think you can’t – you’re right
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Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe
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Bobby Jones
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The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
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Bruce Lansky
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I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
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Henry Beard
Views: 60
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.
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Tommy Bolt
Views: 50
The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise
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Harvey Penick
Views: 54
Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.
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