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The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise
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I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators
Putting is like wisdom – partly a natural gift and partly the accumulation of experience
If you are going to throw a club, it is important to throw it ahead of you, down the fairway, so you don’t have to waste energy going back to pick it up

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    Every time a golfer makes a birdie, he must subsequently make two triple bogeys to restore the fundamental equilibrium of the universe

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  • The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.
    By Bobby Jones
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    The moment the average golfer attempts to play from long grass or a bunker or from a difficult lie of any kind, he becomes a digger instead of a swinger.

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  • I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine
    By Bruce Lansky
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    I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

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  • Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 166

    Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.

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  • The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise
    By Tommy Bolt
    Views: 145

    The biggest liar in the world is the golfer who claims he plays the game for exercise

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  • Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.
    By Harvey Penick
    Views: 146

    Looking up is the biggest alibi ever invented to explain a terrible shot. By the time you look up, you’ve already made the mistake.

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  • By Anonymous
    Views: 254

    Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle.

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  • Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well
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  • A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
    A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
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  • Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles
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  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
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Popular Quotes

Reverse every natural instinct and do the opposite of what you are inclined to do, and you will probably come very close to having a perfect golf swing
If you can’t hit driver, don’t.
Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds
I learned how to win by losing and not liking it
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
You hit a bad shot, you have to get over it right there and then so you can get focused on the next one.
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