"The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting."

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The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

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About the Author: Dan Jenkins

Dan Jenkins
Daniel Thomas Jenkins was an American author and sportswriter who often wrote for Sports Illustrated. He was a high-standard amateur golfer who played college golf at Texas Christian University.

Born: 2 December 1928, Fort Worth, Texas, United States
Died: 7 March 2019, Fort Worth, Texas, United States
Spouse: June Burrage Jenkins (m. 1959–2019)
Children: Sally Jenkins

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