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I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying

The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game

I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for, getting paid for doing what you love.

The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball

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By Dan Jenkins
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The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
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