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"I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course"

By Groucho Marx

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I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course

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About the Author: Groucho Marx

Julius Henry "Groucho" Marx was an American comedian, actor, writer, stage, film, radio, and television star.

He is generally considered to have been a master of quick wit and one of America's greatest comedians.

He made 13 feature films as a team with his siblings the Marx Brothers, of whom he was the third-born.

Born: 2 October 1890, New York, New York, United States
Died: 19 August 1977, Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Los Angeles, California, United States
Spouse: Eden Hartford (m. 1954–1969), Kay Marvis (m. 1945–1951), Ruth Johnson (m. 1920–1942)

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