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  • According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
    By Herbert Warren Wind
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    According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.

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  • In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is yourself.
    By Herbert Warren Wind
    Views: 484

    In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is yourself.

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  • You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.
    By Sam Snead
    Views: 694

    You’ve just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.

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  • I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 512

    I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there

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  • After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 501

    After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying

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  • I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 469

    I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me

    Tags: fairways, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, rough
  • Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
    By Anonymous
    Views: 714

    Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

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  • Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play
    By Anonymous
    Views: 581

    Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play

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  • The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name... and they say golf is a quiet game
    By Anonymous
    Views: 670

    The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Hazards, skill, taunt
  • Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 523

    Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.

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