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The most rewarding things you do in life are often the ones that look like they cannot be done
There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.
Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.
The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse
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    Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds

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  • One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again
    By Bobby Jones
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    One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again

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  • Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it
    By Bobby Jones
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    Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it

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  • How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It's simple - I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
    By Arnold Palmer
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    How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven

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  • Timing is everything in life and in golf.
    By Arnold Palmer
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    Timing is everything in life and in golf.

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  • Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
    By Bob Hope
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    Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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  • We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
    By Bob Hope
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    We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot

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  • I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
    By Chi Chi Rodriguez
    Views: 564

    I’ve heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

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  • Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
    By Chi Chi Rodriguez
    Views: 566

    Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It’s just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

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Popular Quotes

Sometimes the biggest problem is in your head. You’ve got to believe you can play a shot instead of wondering where your next bad shot is coming from.
There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.
Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely, against themselves.
Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”
If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
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