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For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind
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Hit the shot you know you can hit, not the one you think you should
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  • The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting
    By Dan Jenkins
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    The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

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  • To lose one's temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 600

    To lose one’s temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.

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  • By Peter Dobereiner
    Views: 642

    Half of golf is fun. The other half is putting.

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  • By Sandra Haynie
    Views: 565

    In your approach to golf, no one can tell you what to do. Just as in life, you are presented with options. It’s up to you to decide which ones suit you best.

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  • By David R Forgan
    Views: 790

    GOLF is a science, the study of a lifetime in which you may exhaust yourself but never your subject.

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  • The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.
    By Zig Ziglar
    Views: 579

    The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.

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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 553

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6
    By Ben Crenshaw
    Views: 653

    The reason the Road Hole at St. Andrews is the most difficult par 4 in the world is that it was designed as a par 6.

    Tags: golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, hardest game, par 6, road hole, st andrews
  • A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 595

    A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

    Tags: beginners, duffers, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, shanks, tennis
  • Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
    By A P Herbert
    Views: 475

    Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable

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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.
Half of golf is fun. The other half is putting.
I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
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