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  By Lee Trevino

  Views: 604

  Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.

  Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, half-point, lift, London, ryder cup
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  By Johnny Miller

  Views: 511

  If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.

  Tags: bad putter, chili-dip, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, ryder cup, weakness
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  By Bob Hope

  Views: 471

  I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there

  Tags: explain, funny golf quotes, God, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, heaven
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  By P G Wodehouse

  Views: 464

  After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying

  Tags: funny golf quotes, game of golf, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, kink, millicent
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  By Dave Stockton

  Views: 537

  The number one thing about trouble is…don’t get into more

  Tags: Course management, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Hazards, number one, troubles
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  By Seve Ballesteros

  Views: 425

  I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me

  Tags: fairways, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, rough
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  By Craig Stadler

  Views: 843

  Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well

  Tags: float, funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, putter, throwing clubs
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  By Anonymous

  Views: 671

  Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

  Tags: bad lie, cheating, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, lies
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  By Anonymous

  Views: 533

  Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play

  Tags: easy, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, hard to play, skill
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  By Arnold Palmer

  Views: 592

  On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it’s still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time.

  Tags: golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, history, old course, origin, st andrews

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