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For this game you need, above all things, to be in a tranquil frame of mind
The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game
If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.
There are three things in the world that he held in the smallest esteem – slugs, poets and caddies with hiccups.
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Bob Hope
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We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
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Lee Trevino
Views: 119
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
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Dan Jenkins
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The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.
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Peter Dobereiner
Views: 139
Half of golf is fun. The other half is putting.
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Zeppo Marx
Views: 91
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.
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David Feherty
Views: 86
Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.
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David Feherty
Views: 101
The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
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Lee Trevino
Views: 104
I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.
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Tom Mulligan
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There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice
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Tom Mulligan
Views: 110
There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove
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