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To give yourself the best possible chance of playing to your potential, you must prepare for every eventuality. That means practice.
Days when you just don’t have it, you don’t pack it in, you give it everything you’ve got. You grind it out.
You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.
Success depends almost entirely on how effectively you learn to manage the game’s two ultimate adversaries: the course and yourself.
There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove

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  • We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
    By Bob Hope
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    We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot

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  • You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 159

    You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

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  • The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting
    By Dan Jenkins
    Views: 124

    The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

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  • By Peter Dobereiner
    Views: 182

    Half of golf is fun. The other half is putting.

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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 125

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.
    By David Feherty
    Views: 118

    Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.

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  • The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
    By David Feherty
    Views: 135

    The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.

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  • I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 136

    I’m not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they’d come up sliced.

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  • There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice
    By Tom Mulligan
    Views: 136

    There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice

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  • There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove
    By Tom Mulligan
    Views: 146

    There are two things you can learn by stopping your backswing at the top and checking the position of your hands; how many hands you have, and which one is wearing the glove

    Tags: backswing, funny golf quotes, golf, golf swing, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, hand position
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It’s much easier to have one swing thought than many
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Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links.
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