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Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it
Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
You hit a bad shot, you have to get over it right there and then so you can get focused on the next one.
Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.
Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well

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  • Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it's also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.
    By Bob Hope
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    Cypress Point is such a beautiful place, but it’s also very exclusive. They had a very successful membership drive last month. They drove out forty members.

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  • We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 455

    We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot

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  • I've heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.
    By Chi Chi Rodriguez
    Views: 458

    I’ve heard people say putting is 50 percent technique and 50 percent mental. I really believe it is 50 percent technique and 90 percent positive thinking, see, but that adds up to 140 percent, which is why nobody is 100 percent sure how to putt.

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  • Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It's just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.
    By Chi Chi Rodriguez
    Views: 458

    Remember you have to be comfortable. Golf is not a life or death situation. It’s just a game and should be treated as such. Stay loose.

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  • Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.
    By David Leadbetter
    Views: 464

    Your final goal is to convert your athletic swing to pure instinct rather than conscious thought.

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  • Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.
    By David Leadbetter
    Views: 459

    Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.

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  • You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 685

    You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.

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  • Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can't explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you.
    By Caroline Wozniacki
    Views: 406

    Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can’t explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you. It’s a cruel sport in that way.

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  • The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting
    By Dan Jenkins
    Views: 437

    The golf ball has no sense at all, which is why it has to be given stern lectures constantly, especially during the act of putting.

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, golf ball, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, lectures, no sense, putting
  • To lose one's temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 543

    To lose one’s temper at golf is foolish. It gets you nothing, not even relief.

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    You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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Serenity is knowing that your worst shot is still pretty good.
Happiness is a long walk with a putter
The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.
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