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Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a good game you’re supposed to enjoy
After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying
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  • We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot
    By Bob Hope
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    We have 51 golf courses in Palm Springs. He [President Ford] never decides which course he will play until after the first tee shot

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  • By Sandra Haynie
    Views: 620

    In your approach to golf, no one can tell you what to do. Just as in life, you are presented with options. It’s up to you to decide which ones suit you best.

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  • The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 584

    The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball

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  • You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way
    By Walter Hagen
    Views: 610

    You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.

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  • Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
    By A P Herbert
    Views: 541

    Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable

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  • I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 535

    I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there

    Tags: explain, funny golf quotes, God, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, heaven
  • Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much
    By Buddy Hackett
    Views: 606

    Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

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  • I couldn’t wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 433

    I couldn’t wait for the sun to come up the next morning so that I could get out on the course again.

    Tags: character, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, inspirational, play golf, practice, sunrise
  • I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 594

    I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games

    Tags: friendly games, friends, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, play golf
  • Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don't you?
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 531

    Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, golf grip, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, grip, play golf, relax
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