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Happiness is a long walk with a putter
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    By Lee Trevino
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    You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket

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    By Mark Twain
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    Golf is a good walk spoiled

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  • Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
    By Winston Churchill
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    Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

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  • Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place
    By Ben Crenshaw
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    Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place

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  • I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
    By Seve Ballesteros
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    I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you

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    By Greg Norman
    Views: 624

    Happiness is a long walk with a putter

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  • If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 496

    If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 574

    You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..

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    By Groucho Marx
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    I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course

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  • Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 403

    Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”

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Popular Quotes

If I have to believe in myself. I know what I can do, what I can achieve.
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Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
You hit a bad shot, you have to get over it right there and then so you can get focused on the next one.
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