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Concentration comes out of a combination of confidence and hunger
You might as well praise a man for not robbing a bank as to praise him for playing by the rules.
Golf has more rules than any other game, because golf has more cheaters than any other game.
How did I make a twelve on a par five hole? It’s simple – I missed a four foot putt for an eleven
I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

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  • You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket.
    By Lee Trevino
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    You don’t know what pressure is until you play for five bucks with only two bucks in your pocket

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  • Golf is a good walk spoiled
    By Mark Twain
    Views: 679

    Golf is a good walk spoiled

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  • Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.
    By Winston Churchill
    Views: 556

    Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into an even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose.

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  • Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place
    By Ben Crenshaw
    Views: 403

    Golf is the hardest game in the world. There is no way you can ever get it. Just when you think you do, the game jumps up and puts you in your place

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  • I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 468

    I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you

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  • Happiness is a long walk with a putter
    By Greg Norman
    Views: 573

    Happiness is a long walk with a putter

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  • If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 450

    If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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  • You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen...
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 522

    You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..

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  • I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course
    By Groucho Marx
    Views: 459

    I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course

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  • Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 355

    Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”

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  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
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    You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work.
    4 October 2022
  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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Popular Quotes

The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely, against themselves.
Golf is the only game I know of that actually gets harder the longer you play it
Golf is the one game I know which becomes more and more difficult the longer one plays it
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course
There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice
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