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Golf is about how well you accept, respond to, and score with your misses much more so than it is a game of your perfect shots
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
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The more I work and practice, the luckier I seem to get.
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