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I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.
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We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
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I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
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Henry Beard
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Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.
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Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.
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A A Milne
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Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
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He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.
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