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A well hit golf shot is a feeling that goes up the shaft, right through your hands and into your heart.
No good player ever swings as hard as he can. Power is a matter of timing , not overpowering the ball
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
The course is so long, I had to take the curvature of the Earth into consideration.
After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying

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  • The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.
    By P G Wodehouse
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    The least thing upset him on the links. He missed short putts because of the uproar of butterflies in the adjoining meadows.

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  • A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents' luck
    By Anonymous
    Views: 127

    A golf match is a test of your skill against your opponents’ luck

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  • My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 122

    My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.

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  • I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 129

    I’ll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot to play the back nine.

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  • We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.
    By Bruce Lansky
    Views: 147

    We learn so many things from golf: how to suffer, for instance.

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  • I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.
    By Gerald Ford
    Views: 138

    I would like to deny all allegations by Bob Hope that during my last game of golf, I hit an eagle, a birdie, an elk and a moose.

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  • Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks - No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard's excellent Tennis for Beginners.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 156

    Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.

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  • Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective
    By Huxtable Pippey
    Views: 153

    Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.

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  • Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
    By A A Milne
    Views: 118

    Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

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  • He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.“
    By Mickey Mantle
    Views: 124

    He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

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  • Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well
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  • A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
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    26 July 2022
  • Golf is a thinking man's game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don't know what to do with them, you've got troubles
    Golf is a thinking man’s game. You can have all the shots in the bag, but if you don’t know what to do with them, you’ve got troubles.
    1 August 2022
  • If your Driver is hot, your Putter will be ice cold; If you can hit your Irons, you will top your Woods; If you are keeping your Right Elbow tucked in, your Head will come up.
    9 August 2024
  • With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
    16 June 2024
  • If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
    23 May 2024
  • Golf is a matter of confidence. If you think you cannot do it, there is no chance you will
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Popular Quotes

They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken
Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face.
Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip
The worse you’re performing, the more you must work mentally and emotionally. The greatest and toughest art in golf is playing badly well. All the true greats have been masters at it.
Keep your sense of humor. There’s enough stress in the rest of your life not to let bad shots ruin a good game you’re supposed to enjoy
Golf is about how well you accept, respond to, and score with your misses much more so than it is a game of your perfect shots
Duffers who consistently shank their balls are urged to buy and study Shanks – No Thanks by R.K. Hoffman, or in extreme cases, M.S. Howard’s excellent Tennis for Beginners.
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