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In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it
Hit the shot you know you can hit, not the one you think you should
Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.
You must work very hard to become a natural golfer.
Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation

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    By P G Wodehouse
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    By Jack Lemmon
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    I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games

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    By Dwight Eisenhower
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    How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now

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    By Ben Hogan
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    Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club don’t you?

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  • He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.
    By P G Wodehouse
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    He enjoys that perfect peace, that peace beyond all understanding, which comes at its maximum only to the man who has given up golf.

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  • Golf is a game in which you yell 'fore', shoot six and write down five.
    By Paul Harvey
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    Golf is a game in which you yell ‘fore’, shoot six and write down five.

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    By Tommy Armour
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    Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

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    By Raymond Floyd
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    They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken

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    Golf tips are like Aspirin: One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you’ll be lucky to survive.

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Popular Quotes

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character.
If I have to believe in myself. I know what I can do, what I can achieve.
Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation
How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
Winning takes care of everything
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