"Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result."

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Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.

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About the Author: Tommy Armour

Tommy Armour
Thomas Dickson Armour was a Scottish-American professional golfer. He was nicknamed The Silver Scot. He was the winner of three of golf's major championships: 1927 U.S. Open, 1930 PGA, and 1931 Open Championship.

Born: 24 September 1896, Edinburgh
Died: 11 September 1968, Larchmont, New York, United States
The Open Championship: Won: 1931

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