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Golf can be tougher than tennis when things go wrong, because you can’t explain things by saying that your opponent played better than you. It’s a cruel sport in that way.
Golf is about how well you accept, respond to, and score with your misses much more so than it is a game of your perfect shots
Talking to a golf ball won’t do you any good, unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off
One reason golf is such an exasperating game is that a thing we learned is so easily forgotten, and we find ourselves struggling year after year with faults we had discovered and corrected time and again
I don’t fear death, but I sure don’t like those three-footers for par
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Henry Beard
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A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
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Jim Murray
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I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
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Jim Murray
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Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
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A P Herbert
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Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
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Herbert Warren Wind
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According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
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Sam Snead
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You’ve just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.
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Lee Trevino
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Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.
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Bob Hope
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I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there
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P G Wodehouse
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After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying
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Seve Ballesteros
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I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me
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