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  • You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way
    By Walter Hagen
    Views: 144

    You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.

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  • I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 155

    I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

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  • Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 146

    Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.

    Tags: 1 iron, funny golf quotes, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, one-iron, tarantula
  • Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.
    By Bernhard Langer
    Views: 165

    Be decisive. A wrong decision is generally less disastrous than indecision.

    Tags: decision, decisive, disastrous, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, indecision, Mental Strength, Mind management
  • Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
    By A P Herbert
    Views: 145

    Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable

    Tags: blasphemous, excusable, funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, provocation, torture
  • According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
    By Herbert Warren Wind
    Views: 143

    According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.

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  • In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is yourself.
    By Herbert Warren Wind
    Views: 163

    In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is yourself.

    Tags: golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Mental Strength, Mind management, opponents, yourself
  • The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 175

    The point is that it doesn’t matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact.

    Tags: beast, beauty, golf, golf swing, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, point of impact
  • You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it.
    By Sam Snead
    Views: 179

    You’ve just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you’ve hit it.

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  • The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is - don't.
    By Tony Lema
    Views: 138

    The best advice I can give for playing a ball out of water is – don’t.

    Tags: Course management, golf, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Hazards, troubles, water
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