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  • Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point
    By Lee Trevino
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    Sam Torrance offered me a lift to the course in his car. Then he told me I was playing him and he intended driving to London so that if neither of us turned up he would get a half-point.

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  • If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.
    By Johnny Miller
    Views: 538

    If you are a bad putter, you will not make a putt. If you have a tendency to chili-dip wedges, you’ll be chili-dipping them all over the place for sure. Whatever your weakness, it will come up in spades during the Ryder Cup.

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  • I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 505

    I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there

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  • After all, golf is only a game," said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don't realise what they are saying
    By P G Wodehouse
    Views: 491

    After all, golf is only a game,” said Millicent. Women say these things without thinking. It does not mean that there is a kink in their character. They simply don’t realise what they are saying

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  • The number one thing about trouble is...don't get into more
    By Dave Stockton
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    The number one thing about trouble is…don’t get into more

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  • I'd like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me
    By Seve Ballesteros
    Views: 461

    I’d like to see the fairways more narrow. Then everybody would have to play from the rough, not just me

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  • Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well
    By Craig Stadler
    Views: 897

    Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn’t float too well

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  • Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well
    By Anonymous
    Views: 701

    Golf is a sport in which the ball lies poorly but the player well

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  • Golf is an easy game...It's just hard to play
    By Anonymous
    Views: 569

    Golf is an easy game…It’s just hard to play

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  • On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it's still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time. Every time I play here, it reminds me that this is still a game
    By Arnold Palmer
    Views: 626

    On the Old Course at St. Andrews: This is the origin of the game, golf in its purest form, and it’s still played that way on a course seemingly untouched by time.

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