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    Golf is a game of ego, but it is also a game of integrity: the most important thing is you do what is right when no one is looking.

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    Golf is more fun than walking naked in a strange place, but not much.

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    The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.

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    I’ve never been to heaven, and thinking back on my life, I probably won’t get a chance to go. I guess winning the Masters is as close as I’m going to get.

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Golf… is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well
If you think you can, or you think you can’t – you’re right
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