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I get to play golf for a living. What more can you ask for, getting paid for doing what you love.
Missing a short putt does not mean you have to hit your next drive out of bounds
If you worry about the ones you missed, you are going to keep missing them.
Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks from bad shots – but you have to play the ball where it lies.
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit

Golf – General Thoughts

  • By David R Forgan
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    GOLF is a science, the study of a lifetime in which you may exhaust yourself but never your subject.

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  • The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once
    By Zeppo Marx
    Views: 457

    The hardest shot in golf is a mashie at 90 yards from the green, where the ball has to be played against an oak tree, bounces back into a sandtrap, hits a stone, bounces on the green and then rolls into the cup. That shot is so difficult I have made it only once.

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  • There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice
    By Tom Mulligan
    Views: 414

    There is no movement in the golf swing so difficult that it cannot be made even more difficult by careful study and diligent practice

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  • A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.
    By Henry Beard
    Views: 503

    A ball will always come to rest halfway down a hill, unless there is sand or water at the bottom.

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  • You're only here for a short visit. Don't hurry, don't worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way
    By Walter Hagen
    Views: 475

    You’re only here for a short visit. Don’t hurry, don’t worry. And be sure to smell the flowers along the way.

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  • I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
    By Jim Murray
    Views: 464

    I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”

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  • Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable
    By A P Herbert
    Views: 399

    Men who would face torture without a word become blasphemous at the short fourteenth. It is clear that the game of golf may well be included in that category of intolerable provocations which may legally excuse or mitigate behaviour not otherwise excusable

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  • According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.
    By Herbert Warren Wind
    Views: 505

    According to the Captain of The Honorable Company of Edinburgh Golfers, striking your opponent or caddie at St Andrews, Hoylake or Westward Ho! meant that you lost the hole, except on medal days when it counted as a rub of the green.

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  • In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is yourself.
    By Herbert Warren Wind
    Views: 375

    In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is yourself.

    Tags: golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Mental Strength, Mind management, opponents, yourself
  • I just hope I don't have to explain all the times I've used His name in vain when I get up there
    By Bob Hope
    Views: 389

    I just hope I don’t have to explain all the times I’ve used His name in vain when I get up there

    Tags: explain, funny golf quotes, God, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, heaven
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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
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If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it
I’m gambling that when we get into the next life, Saint Peter will look at us and ask, “Golfer?” And when we nod, he will step aside and say, “Go right in; you’ve suffered enough.”
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