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    By Greg Norman
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    Happiness is a long walk with a putter

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  • To find a man’s true character, play golf with him
    By P G Wodehouse
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    To find a man’s true character, play golf with him

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  • Fear comes in two packages – fear of failure, and sometimes, fear of success
    By Tom Kite
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    Fear comes in two packages – fear of failure, and sometimes, fear of success

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  • There’s no sense in going to a tournament if you don’t believe that you can win it
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    There’s no sense in going to a tournament if you don’t believe that you can win it

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    By Tiger Woods
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  • Confidence is the most important single factor in this game, and no matter how great your natural talent, there is only one way to obtain and sustain it: WORK
    By Jack Nicklaus
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    Confidence is the most important single factor in this game, and no matter how great your natural talent, there is only one way to obtain and sustain it: work

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  • If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
    By Bob Hope
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    If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it, it’s golf.

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    By Lee Trevino
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    You can talk to a fade but a hook won’t listen..

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    By Groucho Marx
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    I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course

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  • Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, "Man, we shot 66!" But go out and shoot 77, and they say "Hell, he shot 77!"
    By Lee Trevino
    Views: 343

    Caddies are a breed of their own. If you shoot 66, they say, “Man, we shot 66!” But go out and shoot 77, and they say “Hell, he shot 77!”

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But in the end it’s still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can’t shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you’ve missed the point
There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls
The trees taunt you; the sand mocks you; the water calls your name… and they say golf is a quiet game
In order to win, you must play your best golf when you need it most, and play your sloppy stuff when you can afford it. I shall not attempt to explain how you achieve this happy timing
If there’s a golf course in heaven, I hope it’s like Augusta. I just don’t want an early tee time.
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The first time I played in the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life.
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