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Golf is an awkward set of bodily contortions designed to produce a graceful result.
If there’s a storm rolling in, you’ll be having the game of your life.
The game has such a hold on golfers because they compete not only against an opponent, but also against the course, against par, and most surely, against themselves.
If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.
If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt

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  • Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective
    By Huxtable Pippey
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    Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.

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  • Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
    By A A Milne
    Views: 437

    Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

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  • He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.“
    By Mickey Mantle
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    He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

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  • In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.
    By Sam Snead
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    In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it

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  • Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.
    By Henry Cotton
    Views: 441

    Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.

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  • That was a great game of golf, fellers
    By Bing Crosby
    Views: 491

    That was a great game of golf, fellers

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  • If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball
    By Jack Lemmon
    Views: 430

    If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

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  • It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 431

    It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

    Tags: golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, Mind management, one shot, one stroke, simplicity
  • I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games
    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 433

    I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games

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  • How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
    By Dwight Eisenhower
    Views: 439

    How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now

    Tags: funny golf quotes, golf, Golf Life, golfingquotes, golfquotes, great golf quotes, retirement, winning
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    A golfer has to train his swing on the practice tee, then trust it on the course
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    With it being harder a lot of guys sort of losing their head, it sort of brings them to my level because I just lose my head every week. They can experience what it’s like in my head for a week.
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Popular Quotes

The older you get, the stronger the wind gets and it’s always in your face
You don’t have the game you played last year or last week. You only have today’s game. It may be far from your best, but that’s all you’ve got. Harden your heart and make the best of it.
I’m not feeling very well – I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course
This is a game of misses. The guy who misses the best is going to win
There is no movement in golf that cannot be made more difficult through diligent study and practice.
The real test in golf and in life is not in keeping out of the rough, but in getting out after you are in.
I look into eyes, shake their hand, pat their back, and wish them luck, but I am thinking, I am going to bury you
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