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  • Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective
    By Huxtable Pippey
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    Real golfers, no matter what the provocation, never strike a caddie with the driver. The sand wedge is far more effective.

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  • Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
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    Views: 500

    Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.

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  • He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.“
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    He who has the fastest golf cart never has a bad lie.

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  • In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it.
    By Sam Snead
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    In golf, as in life, you get out of it what you put into it

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  • Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.
    By Henry Cotton
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    Golfers have analyzed the game in order to find the secret. There is no secret.

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  • That was a great game of golf, fellers
    By Bing Crosby
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    That was a great game of golf, fellers

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    By Jack Lemmon
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    If you think it’s hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball

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  • It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.
    By Bobby Jones
    Views: 520

    It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

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    By Ben Hogan
    Views: 531

    I play golf with friends sometimes, but there are never friendly games

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  • How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now
    By Dwight Eisenhower
    Views: 517

    How has retirement affected my golf game? A lot more people beat me now

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