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You swing your best when you have the fewest things to think about
My psychiatrist prescribed a game of golf as an antidote to the feelings of euphoria I experience from time to time.
Is there such a thing as a technically perfect swing? If there is, I have yet to see it.
The stages of golf are Sudden Collapse – Radical Change – Complete Frustration – Slow Improvement – Brief Mastery – Sudden Collapse
Resolve never to quit, never to give up, no matter what the situation

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  • I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
    By Arnold Palmer
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    I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone’s golf game. It’s called an eraser.

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    There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!

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  • Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf
    By Anonymous
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    Whoever said “Practice makes perfect” obviously never played golf

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  • They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke
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    They were real golfers, for real golf is a thing of the spirit, not of mere mechanical excellence of stroke

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    When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit

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  • Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.
    By Anonymous
    Views: 388

    Golf?! You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And, the winner buys the drinks.

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    I wish I could play my normal game…just once

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  • If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt
    By Dean Martin
    Views: 459

    If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt

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  • I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators
    By Gerald Ford
    Views: 494

    I know I am getting better at golf because I am hitting fewer spectators

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But in the end it’s still a game of golf, and if at the end of the day you can’t shake hands with your opponents and still be friends, then you’ve missed the point
The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball
Success depends less on strength of body than upon strength of mind and character
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